This is a perfect gift to someone you know who is getting married...and has a few butterflies!

Every story has a happy ending, and helps out a great cause!

Beginning January 1st, 2008, a total of $3.00 per on-line book sale will be donated to a major national charity.*

My personal goal is to sell 1,000,000 copies of this book.

* Due to legal restrictions, I am unable to name the charity as part of this site. Please call (877) 560-3360 for information.

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Thank you for your support!

The Perfect Shower or Wedding Gift!

Have you ever wondered:

…why seagulls and seafood buffets don't mix?

…why tuxedos are not labeled ‘wash and wear’?

…how to perform with no electricity?

This project began as a collection of over-the-phone stories told to soothe the nerves of anxious brides-to-be. As planning a wedding can be a nerve-wracking experience, it has never been uncommon to receive a call from a future bride asking, in tears: “What if (insert potential disaster) happens at MY wedding?”.

For those outside the United States, please call toll-free (877) 560-3360 to place your order.

In response, I began telling stories of things that HAD happened, and that each one not only had a happy ending, but also created memories that would last a lifetime. Several of these women suggested I write a book to share my experiences with the nervous brides of the future.

“Table 7, Your Centerpiece Is On Fire” is a collection of short stories which chronicles eleven-plus years as a professional deejay. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed living them.

Oprah, Ellen and the hosts of 'The View' have THEIR copies...do YOU?

“This book shows that no matter what happens, a good memory can come from the situation. From purple dinosaurs attending to uninvited seagulls flocking in, this book will make you laugh away any nervousness about your wedding day.”
Chad Groenwoldt
Assistant Director of Catering
Hotel @ MIT (Cambridge MA)

“I have always found Steve to be a very funny man. He has seen it all as a deejay and has brought smiles and laughter when it seems disaster has struck.”
Maureen Covey
Flowers by Constantine (Salem NH)


To get your copy of "Table 7, Your Centerpiece Is On Fire",



or send $9.95 plus $1.25 (per book) shipping and handling to:

Ramblin' Sounds
Attn: Table 7
PO Box 5
Goffstown NH 03045

or Visit:

The Gift Basket Express
416 Unit-D D.W. Highway
Merrimack NH

Flowers by Constantine
121 Main St.
Salem NH

A Photographic Memory
4 McFarland Rd. Goffstown NH

Gibson's Bookstore
27 South Main St. Concord NH


Gallery Portraits
Salzburg Square 292 Rte. 101
Amherst NH

The Toadstool Bookshop
586 Nashua St. (Lorden Plaza)
Milford NH

Singleton's Kitchen
39 Hobbs Rd.
Pelham NH

William DeSelle Salon & Gifts Etc.
8 Stiles Rd.
Salem NH